February 2012
20 posts
“All I wanna do is gunshot gunshot gunshot cash register noise.”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
Feb 29th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 17th
If you had a sketch comedy TV show, what is a recurring sketch you’d feature every few episodes?
Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 10th
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Step 1: Buy skittles. Step 2: dissolve the lime and lemon ones in vodka, shake, wait and strain. Step 3: Mix both with some Sun Drop. Step 4: Turn this shit up.
Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
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“How do chickin fingers get so big?? Thier hands are way smaller..i bet its...”
– Bennett (via textsfrombennett)
Feb 8th
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Feb 5th
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Feb 4th
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Feb 2nd
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January 2012
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Musings: 01/26/12
After playing FFXIII some more, I feel I must add to my first rant. I have discovered the spell necessary to revive others, which is still useless if the leader dies in a single battle. And I have reached chocobos. If scenes with chocobos cannot give me a sense of joy or pride, than FFXIII can never hope to satisfy me so I have stopped playing it in the middle of chapter 8. Chapters. Feh!...
Jan 26th
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Final Fantasy XIII sucks. ~ Part I: 7 chapters in...
I’m currently playing FFXIII because I was considering its unnecessary sequel (the one we never asked for, using the time and resources that should’ve been spent on Versus XIII which we were promised and did ask for) and even though I’m only 15 hours in and not yet done with the intro/tutorial part, I believe I can safely say that FFXIII is a piece of shit. RPGs never gave you...
Jan 26th
Jan 23rd
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Jan 21st
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Jan 17th
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Let’s Play!
Jan 16th
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I just had pollo en mole for the first time. Holy shit, I was wrong about Mexicans. You guys are great!
Jan 15th
Jan 14th
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Aioli is flavored mayo. Chipotle stands for “smoked chili pepper.” Roux is flour and butter. Au jus is the juice from whatever meat you just cooked. Ragu is just meat-sauce. Artisan is faggy for “bland and expensive.”
Jan 13th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 7th
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Ugh, now that I’ve resigned myself to knowing video isn’t what I’m on this Earth to do, I really don’t want to start class on Monday. Great, another fat turtleneck-wearing dude with white facial hair talking to me for 5 hours about how to turn on a goddamn camera. I just wish they’d cut to the chase and say “look, none of you are ever gonna get paid to do this...
Jan 6th
Jan 6th
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Jan 6th
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maxcapacity: antidisestablishmentarianism I am a hipster on Tumblr and I am reblogging the word “antidisestablishmentarianism.”
Jan 5th
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Jan 2nd
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Jan 2nd
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HAPPY NEW YEAR - PART TWO: WEST COAST
I hope everyone (man/womyn/trans/dwarf/human) in the west coast equally has a delightfully unironically-inoffensive eco-friendly cruelty-free organic fair trade new year. 2012 is the new 2011, now compostable!
Jan 1st
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HAPPY NEW YEAR - PART ONE: EAST COAST
Happy New Year, you dirty jew bastards in New York City! I hope your 2012 doesn’t suck neeeearly as much as 2011 did. Get bitches drunk for me while I’m over here, missing your filthy winters and crowded ball-droppings!
Jan 1st
December 2011
18 posts
Goin' on a breeeeak.
I’m unhappy. Like, seriously upset about the direction my life’s taken and I find myself reminiscing on the past, on a time that wasn’t necessarily good so much as it was better. Eating chinese food in my cramped bedroom watching bootleg VHS anime I got from a shady dude in Chinatown, listening to the thunder outside. This was back in NYC where they got storms, you see. Anyway, I...
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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It’s Christmas in Beaverton, OR where only 3% of the houses have any lights and every business closed early on the 24th, like at 5 or 6pm. In the past fortnight, maybe a few people actually acknowledged the holidays but did so as part of their “thanks for buying shit at this retail chain, hope whatever your shit is goes well” empathy quotas. It also hasn’t rained (or snow?...
Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 18th
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Recommend movies for me to watch, goddammit!
I got no class for 3 weeks and I don’t have a job. My mom got fired from hers and is also sans class for 3 weeks. We’re going to Seattle to confirm whether or not we made a terrible mistake by choosing to move to Portland instead. Besides that fun scouting assignment, I’m also dedicating my time during this break to learning things that might get me some money before I die,...
Dec 18th
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