1. All women are real women, fat or thin. Thinking a thin, big breasted woman is any less a woman or somehow less intelligent makes you just as hateful as you think men are.
1b. This is why no one likes millennial feminists - it’s not because you’re womyn, it’s because you’re so fucking aggro all the time. “Ugh, I’m being oppressed, except where I’m able to yell about being oppressed, which is everywhere and all the time.” Seriously, get high and listen to BSBD and stop shitting on everyone else for a minute, life DOES get better.
2. The people who say you shouldn’t glorify Jordan Belfort or Frank Underwood couldn’t ever achieve the amount of wealth or power they have because they’re moralists who scold you for drinking HFCS and are the reason we’ll lose WWIII. “But it’s wrong to glorify ____.” Even though it’s the socially acceptable morality and the popular opinion, it’s still an opinion. And the top 30% of wealth in the country disagree with it. Some people want to work at the co-op and raise goats, some people want all the money ever printed. Is that awful? Cry into your almond Silk about it.
3. Gay people are no braver than straight people for liking what they like. Coming out as gay only publicizes your sexual orientation, something that has nothing to do with anyone else, and nothing more. I’m straight, everybody, so you silly boys shouldn’t hit on me. Unless you’re Bradley Cooper, Gackt or Armie Hammer because I fucking would. Am I “phobic” of gay people? Nah, I just hate everyone in the west coast. Equally. Marry who you want, fuck who you want, it’s really not worth fighting over. This goes for both sides, those who gay bash using the bible and those who carry the SJW spear. Both of you are faggots. I am not, though. I’m an awesome person with an adorable smile.
4. There is no point to the cover of Zandig’s “Mother” in the Evolve trailer. It adds nothing to the trailer outside of stretching the time when nothing is going on (let’s face it, half of the trailer is nothing) and it isn’t even good, I swear, it’s like I’m taking crazy pills. It’s not even a good cover, you guys!
…man, it feels good to get all that out.