Hey Tumblr, Portland and all the white girls in the English-speaking world, feminism wasn’t about hating men. But now it is. You think you can wear a swastika and say you care about world peace? Well, maybe you could 100 years ago but not now. And before all you motherfuckers with your non-problems took it over, you could say you were a feminist who wanted equality. Ask your father, the guy your mother left you with because she wanted to be independent, what feminism is. Hell, ask anyone older than 40 years old what feminism is if you’re not too scared of being wrong. You don’t have to share to Facebook your humiliation upon learning what life used to be like before women’s lib. The answer: worse but never as bad as it is in other countries where people are complaining about it a lot less because, despite horrible conditions, the people are that much better than us.
Look, the point is those young women who are anti-feminist are right and that you’re all horrible people. Either you’re a horrible person because you’re a woman or because you’re young - either way, fuck you, you’re all just another League of German Girls, go protest about it. I’m gonna cry about your womyn problems while playing Gone Home once we finally give reparations to black people, free wrongfully-imprisoned men who were victims of domestic violence and had to defend themselves, and build accessibility ramps on all governmental buildings, ok? Ok. You think Monica in housekeeping has 6 kids and refers to her baby daddies as paychecks because of gender equality? Please. In the meantime, if you want to shatter the glass ceiling, major in a field that pays instead of calling nursing college phone numbers you saw in a commercial and then blogging about how the patriarchy’s holding you down. Yeah, the patriarchythat arrests more men than women and insists on rescuing women before men in the event of a fire or evacuation forced you to be a Walmart greeter because you didn’t study engineering, it’s never your fault.
I swear, I didn’t hate women until this generation. We finally get some young women who call shenanigans on things men are generally not allowed to talk about and they’re immediately regarded as traitors. You can’t say there’s no gender war if you’re one youtube comment or George Takei reblog away from calling someone a traitor. I’m gonna hit on all your 55+ year-old moms, they seem way happier, smarter and more productive.
Not everything about my college is absolutely dreadful. I mean, if we’re talking solely about jazz right now, Darrell Grant teaches here. Esperanza Spalding, the beautiful heroine who prevented Justin Bieber from taking the new artist Grammy, went here.